January 2009
oh how life drags on
basically, i haven’t written anything today, so i’m writting something, yay! apparently sophia bush and james lafferty are dating, which is strange..? one, because he is younger than her, two because they work on the same television show with dfferent love intrests, and three because sophia was married to chad micheal murray… who is now her ex-husband, who also works on the show...
im not bulimic
Jesse: Just Imagine them having sex, naked!
Alanah: Omg, gross. (stands up) I'm gunna go throw up now!
Some Random Guy: Huh?!??! *bizarre, wtf face*
nicholas pickle-less
some people do enjoy what you call “music” HOWEVER, that is only some people my dear friend. if i think your music is crap than in my mind it is crap. and just because one of the songs you like is #4 on some list does not mean it will change my mind about it being crap, but i applaud your dedication and effort. so bravo to you, you are strange and obssesive, but it is a loved quality.
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selby is a weird name..
my sciene exam is today, my main goals 1) finish the exam 2) pass it with an 80 Hopefully it can be done! Just my luck though, I’m going to be doing my exam having a gay ‘ol time, and than BAM im going to have to go to the bathroom and relieve my bladder, except you aren’t allowed to do that!! :O i better make sure i go befooree the exam!! tonight gossip girl is on, and im effing...
get back together? well how about never.
omg, lost was so amazingly rocking! Sawyer was actually in it, for a majority of the episode not wearing a shirt! and it was wonderful. except he thinks that kate was on the freighter when it blew up so he is all heartbroken and stuff he was like freaking out screaming “everyone I care about just blew up on that damn boat” and it was soooo sad, his face was so broken. i actually think...
matthew perry is sexy in my mind
some people are so fucking stupid lmfao. this chick on dr.phil added “matthew perry” on facebook, and like feel in love with him or whatever, seperated from her husband and all this, and it turns out it wasn’t REALLY matthew perry, WOW SHOCKER, honestly could you be any stupider?? it was a TEENAGE GIRL FROM THE UK, lmfao ahahahahah honestly thats so funny.
you know what’s...
“Won’t be so easy this time to hurt me, You can try and this time now baby...”
– Kate Voegele, Can’t Break a Broken Heart.
the minor fall and the major lift
lost season 5 season premier tonight 9 o’clock channel 12 ? maybee. WHO’S EXCITED??? I am, because Lost is a show of pure genius and sexy times. I’m really sad though because i’m almost 97% positive sawyer (the love of my beach life) will not be in the episode :( waahh.
does anyone like kate voegele?? I LOVE HER, she is so effing awesome, and super good @ singing...
best conversation ever.
Nick: who would win Edward or Elmer fudd?
Alanah: Edward would kick his ass obviously
Nick: not if Elmer shot him
Alanah: you’re an idiot bullets don’t do anything
Nick: yeah if you shot him in the heart!
Alanah: the only way to kill a vampire is to cut off its head, or rip him to pieces and set him on fire. no your an idiot vampires don’t have hearts.
Nick: yes stab him in the heart with a wooden steak noob, and a shotgun would blow his head clean off
Alanah: wooden steaks are a myth. and vampires can move faster than a bullet can travel, and Edward is 10x faster than a normal vampire so he can avoid the shot.
Nick: not if he doesn’t see it coming and a zombie would OWN Edward, u put those two in a room and not let them out till one is dead, zombie would win
Alanah: obviously because there is no way to kill a real zombie because they are already dead and they have the strength of vampires.
Nick: zombie cant die, and eventually Edward would starve
Alanah: the only way Edward could survive is if he had some salt.
Nick: exactly, he has to resort to weapons
Alanah: lol, zombies have the unfair advantage of already being like extremely dead. they don’t feel anything, vampires feel pain, and they can have wounds and stuff, zombies can't
Nick: and Edward is sensitive so its like a double whammy
Alanah: he is emotionally sensitive not physically.
Nick: exactly, hell bite the zombie and feel all bad and apologize
Alanah: no he won't because he hates things that kill humans. so he'd want to kill that zombie
Nick: Edward vs. teen wolf, teen wolf would win, Edward is a vegetarian so he wouldn’t eat him and than teen wolf could turn to a wolf and rip Edwards throat out
Alanah: who the fuck is teen wolf? Edwards enemies are anything werewolves or shape shifter’s so he'd kill him.
Nick: yeah but teen wolf would be human before turning to wolf, so Edward wouldn’t touch him, than BOOM wolf, eat his throat
Alanah: Edward would know he's a wolf, because Edward can read minds, he would also know when teen wolf was going to attack before he did it
Nick: incredible hulk vs. Edward, hulk would stomp a mud hole in Edwards ass
Nick: there’s no denying that
Alanah: Edward wouldn't die. and the hulk is so retarded that Edward could jump on his back and rip his heart our FROM THE BACK, before the hulk even knows what’s up.
Nick: no hulk knows, Edward could jump on him and hulk would crush his fucking skull
Alanah: no he wouldn’t' lol hulk is too roid raged to pay appropriate attention, Edward has better control over his emotions and can be more effective.
Nick: hulk is like a brick wall though, Edward may jump on his but hulk is smart enough to know someone is on him, and also overtime hulk has learned to control his rage better, read a comic book geez
Alanah: whatever, Edward is still way too fast for the hulk's gigantor clumsy movements, Edward could take him out. no contest.
Nick: no no I think hulk would be a winner in this one, iron man vs. Edward iron man no question at all, u can not deny this, how would Edward do shit to him
Alanah: HAHA Edward kicks the ass outta any type of metal. , he dents stuff with his fists.
Nick: dents. whoope
Alanah: he'd just break the guys head off..
Nick: also this isn’t metal, its a super titanium, he has been hit by missiles and survived no if a missile cant do it Edward cant
Alanah: even if Edward can't kill iron man, he can still elude him. therefore not dying
Nick: its a small room, its not hard for iron man to put a bomb down and blow the shit out of him, also, Edward would starve, iron man has rations in his suit, Edward needs blood which he cant get through iron mans suit, AND iron man is human thus preventing Edward from eating him
Alanah: iron man is a super hero so he wouldn’t be trying to kill Edward anyways! SO HAH
Nick: uhm if its a fight to the death, yes, yes he would, superman vs. Edward, again superman hands down, the only thing that can kill him is kryptonite
Alanah: you can't make super heroes fight super heroes its not rational!! I GOT TO GO PEACE!!
Nick: okay peace, P.S. Edward would lose
Alanah: fuck off, thanks
holy shit
i fucking hate computers, i had like the best conversation of ALL TIME, to post on this fucking thing, and it effing deleted, it took me FOREVER TO past it and like arrange it right in the chat thing, and than it just deleted. facccckity fuck.
“your ideas make sense. they kinda make me sound mentally challenged and u...”
– jesse, lmao
cat im a kitty cat!! : -O
hheyy, so uhmm tumblr has cahnged its like displays and stuff.. i can NO LONGER BOLD ANYTHING, WHAT THE SHIT. unless i figure out how to do it using html codes, wow business actually helps in real life!!!! :O im going to try it now! i love cake did it work?? probably not… :( that makes me sadder than a very very very sad person! UNLESS IT WORKED THAN YAY!!! it worked!!
there is...
Girl: Do you love me, will love me forever, do you need me, will you never leave, will you make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I got to know right now! before we go any further do you love me, will you love me forever?
Boy: Let me sleep on it, baby, baby, let me sleep on it. let me sleep on it I'll give you and answer in the morning!
Girl: I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!
12:10
honestly i HATE people, what the hell? people are so fucking random and just weird all the time. i have no idea what goes through people’s minds. if your mad at me or something, i can usually tell, because you send out a VIBE, you can be all hahahaha, BU I KNOW, if your vibing at me, i pick it up. you like radiate angry or “distaste” and it pisses me off. just tell me, or stop...
"i like you but...." ooooohhh
doing homework and actually studying for stuff, is killing me. honestly i have hand cramps and my brain hurts, and i just want to get in my bed and sleep for the rest of the school year, but still pass with amazing marks :P HAHA I WISH. i actually cannot wait for next semester, i don’t have any good classes, except maybe careers, so its not like im freaking out about classes, i just want a...
“Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind, and we both...”
– Fifteen, Taylor Swift
“Why are some girls so naive? He didn’t unbutton your blouse to see a...”
– Roses, Meg and Dia.
murder in the mosh :D
im so glad that we are only required to take history once in our high school career, because let me tell you i am never taking it again, no matter what im threatened with I WILL NOT TAKE HISTORY AGAIN. i wish i was just like intensly gifted at something that made me super rich, so i could just quit school, honestly. i hate it most days. well actually i love it until the last month of school when...
“i look all squinty, like i’ve been doing pot non-stop for the last 10...”
– ALANAH, ahahaha some random comment I put on a picture.
alanah
foreverandalways:
stop posting pictures of fat men.
thank you.
(:
don’t hate!
stephanie, you’ve gone to far.
1) You can’t see his torso in any of the pictures, hardly!
2) he’s not fat!!! he is so far from fat its ridiculous.
3) at least he doesn’t part is hair down the middle showing off his gay ass forehead wrinkles like, SOME PEOPLE (jared padelecki)
4) he was...
just a dream *sigh*
last night I had a weird dream. it was the first day of school after exams, so we had all new classes. and for some reason i was in the tech wing talking to sandra when the bell rang… so I was like OH SHIT gotta get to class, but i couldn’t move fast enough. its like my feet were draggingg. and it was so strange because i literally could not move any faster than an extremely frail old...
“be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and...”
– She’s the Man (and william shakespear)
BK lounge
woot, i have some coupons!! and im pretty excited about that, no lie.
anatomy of a boyfriend
is a friggen insightful book, it is such a true story its ridiculous. the ending wasn’t even that happy, it was actually really sad. and alot of the scenes were extremely awkward and uncomfortable to read.. haha if you know what i mean… BUT OTHER THAN THAT, it was an awesome book. helped me wihth some things thats for sure.
Monster, how should I feel? (8)
PEACE LOVE SEXYTIME.
6.30 7.30
You’ve found hope You’ve found faith, Found how fast she could take it away. Found true love, Lost your heart. Now you don’t know who you are. She made it easy, Made it free, Made you hurt til you couldn’t see. Sometimes it stops, Sometimes it flows, But baby that is how love goes. You will fly and you will crawl; God knows even angels fall. No such thing as you lost it...
nerdy glasses
i hate every single piece of clothing I own (not including my pj’s or a&e jeans) so what I really want to do, is design my own shirts, get the designs sent away and have someone make the shirts for me :O i think that sounds like an amazing idea!!! yay. today is a cancellation, and honestly im happy about it but can’t they announce it BEFORE my mom wakes me up so I can actually...
AHMAD the dead terrorist
Troy: Alanah! I'm sorry
Alanah: For what?
Troy: Everything!
Alanah: You NEVER say that!
Troy: Why?
Alanah: Your sorry for the beautiful love we shared?
Troy: YES! I mean NO IM NOT!
Alanah: Jerk.
i dont mutter eder.
hgahgahahahahah life is hilarious, no one reads though so no one but me (and sydney who is most likely reading over my shoulder) will ever see this lovely post of lovelyness. me and sydney have english together and im flippin out because its awesome. i suck so much ass at english its ridiculous so sydney can help me because from what i hear she’s really good @ it, eh?? so ya! TODAY @ LUNCH I...
sometimes
Alanah: You know how you pound meat to make it more tender?
Sydney: ahahhahahahhahaha
crying my eyes out
Alanah: And your boyfriend can be a tourist!
Ashley: No, I don't want him to be.
Alanah: Why not?
Ashley: I don't want a boyfriend who's a terrorist.
Alanah: LMFAO TOURIST
dot dot dot
sydney: Alanah. Stop. Before you hurt yourself.
alanah: Tooooooooooooooo late er gator hhhahahahhhhhhahahhahahhhahhaa habitat tit. my mom thinks i have a chemical imbalance. shes just kidding though.
sydney: i dont think she is.
alanah: well how would she know shes not a doctor. unless shes the one who poured my chemicals wrong hahahahahaha
sydney: . . .
"you actually brought the backpack?" "WHY...
today I was soo very tired and sad about the prospect of going to school. HOWEVER I drank some RED RAIN!!!! and was excited and ready for some school realated activity. history was the bomb, basically it was a talk fest of talking and giggles, than came science. which i dreaded because well… uhm its science…? that pretty much explains it, before the holiday’s I didn’t...
“People just ignore me, it’s like I’m talking to myself. Hey, my mom...”
– ALANAH
“What do babies eat when their first born?”
“Boobs”
– LMFAO hahahahahahaha
bibidibobidibo
WANTED is an amazing movie, James McAvoy is sexy as hell! there is this extremely intense scene where he takes out literally 30 assasins in about 5 minutes or less, it was extremely badass. another extremely awesome movie is pineapple express, it was hilarious, LOL funny. James Franco and Seth Rogen are my hero’s, honestly.