December 2008
unsinkable ships sink.
Alanah: Mommy! I cleaned my rooom!
Mom: Oh darn.
Alanah: What?
Mom: I need a hearing aid.
Alanah: What? Why?
Mom: Cause I can't be hearing properly, did you just say you cleaned your room?
Alanah: hahahaha YOUR SO FUNNY.... jerk.
YES MAN!
everyone should go see this movie because it is hilarious. when nick, jesse, and I were watching it we were literally the only ones laughing though, I DONT UNDERSTAND IT, iitt wass soooo efffing hilarious LMFAO LMFAO. oh god. but yeah go see it.
i have decided that for the remainder of this holiday i will be a yes girl. ***
who’s excited for new years?!?! not me, because I have no where to...
omfg
my brother just flooded our house lmfao. he left the plug in the sink and left the water running, now the entire kitchen and some of the dinning room is covered in water. the water than procceded to leak through our roof and pour into our basement. the carpet is soaked and its hilarious.
dude from tennessee behind counter.
was he hott?
dont fuck with the people who handle your food
(the title has nothing to do with this snibit of stuff)
god damnit, my brother is a tool. i buy a case of coke for MOI and he and his “people” just drink it all away! omg, seriously i really think im going to have to start labelling everything in the entire house. gosh dang! totally off my topic BUUTTT who’s excited for new years??? NOT ME, wanna know why? I made a stupid ass...
chair, bluck, either way I love it.
soooo. im pretty sure that everyone has died. either that or i’ve died, because communicating with people isn’t happening. so either im trying to converse with people who are dead and i have yet to read the funeral announcment OORRR i myself am dead, and im trying to be all ghostly and talk to people.
well…
TODAY IM BUYING SOAP. but if i’m dead i won’t really need...
lmao.
Stacey: So she's going to cuba and....
Papa: She's going to china?
Stacey: No cuba, anyways so..
Papa: She's going to Tibet?
Nana: Go put your hearing aid in!! She said CUBA.
Everyone: ahhahahahah
im watching lost
AND WHAT THE HELL!! I forgot that the very last episode last season charlie died :’( SO this season the first episode clair finds out about his death AND ITS SO EFFING SAD, she’s like holdin her baby crying, and asking “what…howw..how..did it happe..en.?” AND ITS JUST PULLING ON MY HEARTSTRINGS.
stab me in the eye.
my little brother got an electric guitar for christmas and he WONT STOP PLAYING IT, it is so good damn loud, no matter where I go in the house I CAN HEAR IT, my ears are bleeding DEAR GOD. it was fine when he was playing AC/DC but now he’s just hitting random cords, and I AM THIS CLOSE to going upstiars and pulling a stoned rockstar (smashing his guitar)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!(L)
P.S - got...
intervals
hmm.
“On my own. (I’m screaming, “I love you so.”) On my own. (My...”
– - Paramore.
TWILIGHT
christmas
i wasn’t really that excited, until i talked to stephanie adema. who for some reason just made me freak-out! TOMORROW IS EFFING CHRISTMAS, im getting lost season four and possibly other amazing wonderful things. im going to eat some turkey AND STUFFING. my papa is gunna ask me to sing the barney song, my nana will want me to model any new attire I obtain!! ME AND MY BROTHER WILL PLAY MINI...
“I really liked Flyleaf until I realized that every song is somehow worshiping...”
– Unknown
I WANNA KNOW CAN YOU SHOW ME..this song is...
meat loaf, i’d do anything for love gets stuck in your head like i don’t knoww something super sticky. have you ever heard that entire song? ever watched the music video? ITS SO EFFING BEAUTIFUL, like i can’t even control myself, i love it. its like a video remake of beauty and the beast, but not.. at the same time.. ITS AWESOME. he has an effing like slidy chair!! IT SLIDES and...
im opening a carpet store!
i feel like im dying, i haven’t seen anyone other than my family for like a day and I AM DYING, people are going to forget about me, im going to get fat just sitting around, omg omg omg, I NEED TO GET A HOBBBY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DESERTING ME.
however my family does rock quite a bit, my family is super ghetto, to wrap presents most people use scotch tape. WELL FUCK THAT, we use hockey tape....
BE AFRAID
there is a book theif on the loose. if a slightly annorexic, brown haired , greened eyed girl, with braces, attempts to come into your room. DO NOT ALLOW HER ACCESS. she will steal your books by concealing them in her shirt, than sneaking them out of your house.
P.S - this book theif has no shame, she will steal books EVEN WHEN SHE ALREADY HAS TWO OF YOUR OTHER ONES.
honestly,
just fuck the entire male population in the ass (NOT LITERALLY). i mean honestly?? fuck off. i dont think boys understand how much our female exsistence revolves around them. every little thing, no matter how insignificant it is affects us, and makes our life either heaven or hell. so just think about things before you fuck everything up.
on a more positive private practice rocks my world and is...
diet pepsi.
Ashley: People's spit just like grosses me out.
Alanah: Good luck with making out than.
~
Alanah: Who are you talking to?
Ashley: (silence)
Alanah: Wow, good job answering.
~
Alanah: That's my favorite pillow, its got my head shape in it.
Sydney: NOT ANYMORE!
Alanah: You batch!
Sydney: You batch?
Alanah: (high squeely voice) OF COOKIES
puffins
they are a real animal.
“My problem isn’t that I miss you, cause I don’t.”
– MILEY effing CYRUS.
truth or dare.
LMFAO, i dared jesse to put on my grad dress without his pants on underneath. and this dress well its short on me so on him, its like a shirt. lol, so me and nick we are just cackling away because its hilarious. jesse takes the dress off and is standing in his boxers and t-shirt, when all of a sudden someone tries to open my door! i slam the door closed and start laughing while jesse scrambles to...
spaz attack.
Stephanie: WTF!!! i keep getting all these annoying notifications about "so and so answered a question about you" LIKE I DON'T GIVE A FUCKITY FUCK!!!
Alanah: me too, lol, one said , troyer kovari answered this question about you "do you think alanah sutherland has ever had a homosexual encounter", AND I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER SO IM EARNING MY SILVER!!
Stephanie: lmao he answered a question bout me too "do you think that stephanie adema has ever skipped out on a bar tab?' pfft i know tht answer tht he put lmao, and thanks for answering one about me alanah!!, geeezzz, and eff tht im not answering 50 frigin questions just to see someone's damn answer
Alanah: I HAVE A PROBLEM!!, and it wont let me use it because too many people are using it GOD DAMN IT.
Stephanie: WHAT THE FUCK!?, all these dumb questions are about sex and they're so dumb and im getting like 900 notifications!!! dammmnn
Alanah: lol. i know haha. i think its facebooks way of fucking people over.
Stephanie: WTF I WANT TO KNOW THESE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAID THT YES TO "do you think that stephanie adema has ever hooked up with a teacher?" LIKE WTF NO I OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOT YOU WHOREBAG!!!!!!!
Alanah: TROYER THOUGHT I HAD A HOMO ENCOUNTER WTF???? HE DOESNT KNOW MY LIFE, life seriously FUCK OFF, ass face.
Stephanie: L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch, he doesn't know your life!! ;P ahahahahahah i actually laughedddd
FUCK ALL
i am so pissed @ facebook right now, im writting a blog about how pissed i am at it. WHAT THE FUCK, there is a limit to the amount of people who can use an application?? FUCK OFF, you get me hooked and than just cut me off, FUCK YOU FACEBOOK CREATORS, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY VEHICLES, YOU FUCKERS!!
matt damon is too damn good looking. if he so much as breathed the air anywhere within the same...
never far behind.
omg I was just like chewing on my headphone wire, and randomly my mom comes up and like touches my knee, AND BANG and electric shock is sent through my entire body! IT HURT SO FUCKING BAD. now my leg is like twitching and head hurts. what did my mom do, oh she just laughed, thats what she does.
than she was telling me about how i have to clean my room, and she wants to be able to walk in it,...
“Why dont you have a normal face?”
– My MOTHER.
teigan
OBVIOUSLY I KNEW ABOUT WE THE KINGS!! geeze, its like “untouched” all over again, I was on that shit before there album was even released!
now your burning on the side of the road.
WOOOOOOOOO BUS CANCELLATIONS! life is so rad I can’t even contain myself at the moment. I’m semi pissed though because I got up @ 5:30 to wash my hair for school, when I totally could have just slept in :( BUT OH WELL, at least im ready for some fun times and sexy tobogganing clothes!!!! :O WOOOOOOO. ashley is getting dropped off here in the morning I believe which rocks hardcore, and...
speed dating
go to addicting games . com and under lifestyle or whatever, theres a game called speed dating and its awesome!!
ashley and I have narrowed down the names of all my children, BE HAPPY!!
speed dating
so i just played this like online speed dating game lol, first i played as a women and I got two second date invites out of five, because i suck really hard when it comes to the opposite sex (double meaning!!!) and than i became a man and got 4 out of 5 dates, its so sad. I should have been born a man.
barf in my mouth.
omg, gross! GROSS, GRRROOOOOOSSSSSS. the gingerbread cookies we made in foods were very, very, GROSS, soooo yeah. i actually feel like im going to throw up. I actually did throw up in my mouth whilst making the cookies, so that shoulda been a sign they were going to taste like ass crack. i made a sweet man gingerbread thing and he is so attractive, i made him really muscular and sexy, but his head...
im wearing his pants, they make my butt look hot.
so stayed up studying late last night annndddd, i still have no idea what the hell the nitrogen cycle is, so i’m hoping she only puts carbon cycle on the test, that would make my like like a bajillion times better.
its about 7:13 in the morning, and im getting ready to go to VIDEO 99 and buy me some red bull, cause im tired and than im going to walk/dance my way to annandale, and catch bus...
oh my dear god
ashley, love. learn how to use tumblr, your hilaious conversations with your dad, look bad now because you didn’t use the correct type of format to put them on with. next time use CHAT! (L)
so i’ve been doing my history project and im just realizing that almost all of the information i have is absolute crap and than my 20 pages are basically just nonsense, so im pretty excited about...
“Narwhals! They’re the Unicorns of the ocean!”
– ALANAH call me banana’s SUTHERLAND
heat wave in your pants.
Kate: Where do mice live?
Alanah: Uhm forests and townhouse's
Gwen and Kate: Townhouse's?????
Alanah: Yay! Country mouse lives in the forest and City mouse lives in a townhouse!!!!
oh crap I didn't name it!
uuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhh, this morning life was so awesome and I was like freaking out because I loved my life, but everyone else is bringing me down! DAMMNIT! now i bored and lonley in business. sydney is doing work, brendan isn’t here to make fun of, and troy is all the way on the other side of the flipping rooooomm, uuugghhhh. im so down…
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!!! we aren’t...
“You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.”
– unknown
not much has changed but they live underwater!
don’t you hate it when bands are totally awesome on their first album, but than their next albums suck ass? EXAMPLES jonas brothers and britney spears. thats all I can think of at the moment. but seriously! year 3000 (jonas brothers) IS THE BEST SONG, but now there songs are just gay, i mean have you heard “love bug” that song is so bad, i just want to cry. why do they even let...
you love me, i love you harder!
went shopping today and I bought, three sweaters, two pairs of underwear’s, and a calender! i love my sweaters soooo much they are my faveorite ones, and now I won’t have to swipe brady’s sweaters!!! (I still will, the point is I don’t HAVE to) I also looked at the book selling table and found a new book series I want to start reading, so YAYA!!! im soooo excited. tonight...
shooping for suttfff!! *fuck it i can't type*
Alanah: Can you pay for my stuff while I go and look at books?
Mom: Yeah
Alanah: (hands mother 60 bucks) I expect my change, don't try and hoard it.
Mom: (Looks hurt) Hey..!
Alanah: Oh come on you know you'd steal it.
Mom: Probably, hahahaha.
sydney
FUCKING BITCH JUST PAPER CUTTED MY EFFING FACE!!
“I have no life, its absolutely ridiculous, but I seriously have no life at all.”
– ALANAH